Where Were You Hundreds Of Birthdays and Christmases Ago Tape Scissors? [Tools]

It's obvious why these brilliant scissors with a built-in tape dispenser aren't available in every office supply store in the country. They want you to have to buy both products separately—increasing the store's profits while you sit at home fumbling your way through another botched attempt at wrapping gifts. More »

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